My friend Christy posted a blog with the definition of her name according to Urban Dictionary. It was hilarious. So… I decided to do check my name there and see if there was anything good. Here’s what I found. I find it very amusing. Find yours and post it below by searching your name at http://www.urbandictionary.com.
- A person who is wise, strong, dashing in a scruffy way, and usually uses one or two-word answers. May even have long, flowing hair, and live in a forest while perpetually being stuck in some airport.
That man has captured my heart with his home, situated near greenery, and his calm, yet knowing demeanor. He’s probably a Rand.
- A Hindi / Urdu word short for “Randi” or prostitute. This has more of an effect that the original word “Randi” as it translates to ‘prostitute’ where as “Rand” translates to the the more crass ‘f-kin ho’ or ‘whore’ // Yikes that was strong.
- Being wet or soppy.
- Vile moistness. The action of making wet or moist. // WHAT?
- Somebody who is extremely homosexual and makes it central to their persona.
- Somebody who lacks any kind of personality apart from being gay.
Some of these are painfully hilarious.
Again, check yours, post below!
Have fun!
HA! Here is the first entry for “Adam”: The first Man to ever get laid.
Well, ok then.
Karen is the perfect woman. She has no flaw. She's funny, sweet, smart as hell, and above all, she is extremely gorgeous. She doesn't let anyone push her around and she has a great personality. She has some awesome goals set and always wins my heart. Has great taste in guys. Don't listen to what the other jack-off put. Everybody loves Karen.
If you were to look up the word “amazing” in the dictionary, there would be a picture of Karen.
A girl who is totally gorgeous but is also crazy, so half the time she's an adorable joker who will make you laugh and smile. While the other half a sado-masochist who will drive you insane and make you want to slam your head into a wall…and punch babies.
Dude1: Man that girl is hot but she's so bi-polar!
Dude2: Yea man, she's such a Karen!
HA!!! I just laughed out loud!! Rand!! You have such a calm yet knowing demeanor. Hehe!